Tuesday, May 4, 2010

the art of konging


hi
i want to tell you about the funniest thing i do to have fun i kong the hoomans
there are many ways to kong like putting the kong in a shoe or slipper and when lovely mommy puts her paw in there she yells to mr hollister i have been konged
i laugh
i like to kong in very subtle ways too i will leave the kong strategically placed on the floor and when mr hollister steps on it and almost falls down he yells to lovely mommy i have been konged
i laugh
but the best fun konging is to chew on my kong until it is real slimey and when mr hollister sits on the water cat box his underwear are by the floor and i just walk up and plop the kong in his underwear
he yells i have been konged and then he throws the kong and the fun has started
i laugh
gosh a crumb
bye